WARM REGARDS, DEAR AMERICAN FRIENDS, FROM YOUR MOST EXCELLENT NIGERIAN BARRISTER, DR. LIMFOMA MBWEEBWEE.

I AND MY FELLOW BARRISTERS HAVE BEEN SUBJECTED TO THE LIBELS OF A MOST OPPROBRIOUS SCALLYWAG. HIS NAME IS STEVE H. GRAHAM, AND HE WROTE THE DISGRACEFUL BOOK, THE GOOD, THE SPAM AND THE UGLY.

YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF THIS CALUMNIOUS AND REGRETTABLE BOOK ON FOX NEWS OR IN ONE OF MANY INTERVIEWS ON THE WIRELESS. PLEASE DO NOT BUY THIS FOUL VOLUME AND ENCOURAGE THIS PERSON’S SHENANIGANS. CLICK THE LINKS BELOW TO READ DISTURBING TALES OF HOW GRAHAM USED FALSE IDENTITIES TO MAKE SPORT OF UPSTANDING 419 BUSINESSMEN!

MR. HERMAN MUNSTER INGESTS A DECEASED RODENT

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I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL HERE IN NIGERIA, THAT WE MIGHT EMBRACE EACH OTHER WITH JOYFUL HEARTS AND MAKE MIRTH AND FROLIC BENEATH THE PALMS OF LAGOS.